nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

(via kaylyn-world)

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16449
Posted
20 hours ago
*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me:if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
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56629
Posted
21 hours ago

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via cummunitee)

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Posted
21 hours ago

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele, via kaylyn-world)

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Posted
22 hours ago
dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

(via kaylyn-world)

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209903
Posted
22 hours ago

dajo42:

interesting superpowers

  • making people forget about object permanence
  • growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
  • summoning vaseline
  • changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
  • super speed but only when drunk
  • instantly mastering the swear words in any language

(via kaylyn-world)

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33932
Posted
22 hours ago

bonusyears:

You know what would be super cool? Emotional stability.

(via kaylyn-world)

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24993
Posted
22 hours ago

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

(via kaylyn-world)

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Posted
22 hours ago

a-hunter-at-221b:

brain-patterns:

So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

 (via djinnandddragons)

(via epic-juicebox-fail)

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75841
Posted
22 hours ago

dalepartridge.com (via gettingahealthybody)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via kaylyn-world)

Whatever you want to do, do it. There are only so many tomorrows.
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22 hours ago

seedy:

now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story 

(via millionkissessunderwater)

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Posted
22 hours ago
minigag:

"Please sir, no photos in the office".

minigag:

"Please sir, no photos in the office".

(Source: awwww-cute, via hiding-within-the-darkness)

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41567
Posted
22 hours ago
youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

(via hiding-within-the-darkness)

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119959
Posted
22 hours ago
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